VP? He don't need no stinkin' VP!

Why, the only VP that would be suitable for Barack Obama is a Barack Obama clone. How can anyone even THINK about trying to pick someone to take over Barack Obama should the unfortunate happen? There can be only ONE. Since Barack may be making history here, why not let Barack Obama be his own running mate? If he picks someone from Washington, then his pure, incorruptible image might be marred. And for a man who never flip flops, that could be bad for his campaign. Did Jesus have a VP? Or how about Muhammad? No, then why should Barack Obama?